• Funny Sms

    Roz subha hum karte haiitne pyar se unhe good morning…woh humhe

    ghoor kar dekhte hainjaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…
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    Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi catWhat is your ICQ number,

    aao karein chat
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    Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke femaleYaad raha na ab kuch,

    na postman , na e-Mail
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    Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne Dil ka PASSWORD

    to batao!
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    Shayad mere pyar ko tastekarna bhool gaye…Dil sey aisa CUT kiyake PASTE

    karna bhool gaye…
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    Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere Dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS

    aa jata hai!
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    Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVEkarli hai

    ek FILE,Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare Dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar.

    Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
    Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
    peeche walon ko age na jaane do
    aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
    Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

    Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi,
    Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi.
    Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
    50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki.
    Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
    30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm.
    Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
    Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.
    Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi,
    Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bha- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai.

    Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
    Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
    Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
    Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
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    Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
    Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
    Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
    Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
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    Ittefaq se hum mile,
    Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
    Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
    Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
    Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
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    Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
    Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
    Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
    Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
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    Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
    Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
    Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
    Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
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    Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
    Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
    Par hai re meri futi kismat,
    Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
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    Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
    Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
    Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
    Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
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    Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
    Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
    Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
    Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

    Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
    sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
    tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
    Happy Raksha Bandhan.

    Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,
    ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,
    Jab milne unse jati thi,
    To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,
    Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,
    aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.
    Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,
    Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,
    Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,
    Jo thode bahut paise hote they,
    wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.
    Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo
    To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…

    Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
    Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
    Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
    To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

    Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
    Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
    Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
    isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..

    Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
    Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
    Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
    Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
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    Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
    dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
    par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
    ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
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    Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
    thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
    dil tut kar reh gaya,
    jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
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    Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
    Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
    Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
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    Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
    husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
    faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
    ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
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    Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
    wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
    main sindoor le kar khada tha
    wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
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    Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
    Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
    Zamana teji ka hai,
    Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
    Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
    Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
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    Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
    Hawa me udna panchi ka style
    Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
    Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
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    Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
    Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
    Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
    Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
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    Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
    Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
    Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
    Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
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    Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
    Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
    Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
    Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

    Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
    Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
    Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
    Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…