• Funny Shayari

    गजनी और तेरे नाम

    इश्क करने से पहले अंजाम देख लो.
    फिर भी समझ न आए तो..
    “गजनी” और “तेरे नाम” देख लो.

    Kya leke aye they,
    Kya lekar jaoge,
    Mujhe SMS na karke,
    Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

    Hi Folks,
    I’m new to this site and this is first time i’m sending some funny shayari. Hope
    you all enjoy it.
    Check this poetry out……
    Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
    Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
    Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
    Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho; Your file not found!
    Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
    Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
    Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
    Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
    Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
    Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
    Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
    Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
    Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
    Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
    Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
    What is your ICQ numbre, aao karein chat
    Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
    Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na e-mail
    Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahin ho Ash,
    Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash

    Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
    chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
    Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
    phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
    Ye kon sa STYle hai
    Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
    Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
    kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
    SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey
    Kya leke aye they,
    Kya lekar jaoge,
    Mujhe SMS na karke,
    Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
    *Meri taraf say apko 1 “PAPPI”
    Apki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
    Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
    Batau Q?
    Aaj hi mere “DOGGY” ne 10 “PAPPI” ko janam dia hai!
    Always start your day with a lot of S E X
    S-mile
    E-nergy
    X-citement
    so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
    meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
    Zyada aye : sms Karo.
    Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
    Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
    ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
    plz jhoot bolna band karo
    kya ker rahay ho?
    bussy ho?
    kitna bussy ho?
    ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
    ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?
    sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,
    Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain?
    Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there’s always Time for Me 2 disturb You
    jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye,
    zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye,
    sms karny per paise lagty hain
    magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye;)
    Dil jab tutta ha to awaz nahe ati
    har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati
    ye to apne apne naseeb ki bat ha koi bhoolta he nahe
    or kisi ko yad he nahe ati.
    Kya leker aye the..?
    Kya leker jaoge..?
    Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
    Itne paise bachaker kya…. SAWARG mein bangla banaoge
    ?
    Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar,
    tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar,
    Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me
    wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar.
    Khushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai,
    ye gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai,
    jo dil ke sare dard baant le,
    aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai……….!
    Apne dil ki sun afwahon se kaam na le,
    mujè yaad rakh ‘beshak naam na le,
    tera veham hai ki main bhula hoon tujhe,
    meri koi aisi saans nhi jo tera naam na le..
    Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai
    Bula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai.
    Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi
    Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai.
    Khuvabo me aayenge hum sms ki trah.
    Dil me bus jayege hum rington ki trah.
    Pyar hamara kbhi kum na hoga balanc ki trah.
    Par tum busy na rhna network ki trah.
    1pal ka ehsaas bankar aate ho tum,
    dusre hi pal khusbhu ki tarah ud jate ho tum,
    jante ho DAR lagta hai TANHIYO se HUME….
    Fir bhi “TANHA” hume chod jate ho tum
    Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
    aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia,
    hum to vaise bhi akele the,
    kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.
    Rasmo riwajo ki jo parwah karte hai,
    Pyar mein wo log gunah karte hai,
    Ishq woh janoon hai jisme diwane,
    Apni khushi se khud ko tabah karte hain.
    Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge,
    issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge,
    yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai,
    kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.
    Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti ,
    log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain ,
    dil mein rakha hai unko ,
    log na jane kyon juda kehte hain
    Pucho na us kagaj se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte
    hai.Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai,
    Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
    jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai
    Khamosh palako se beh kar jab aansu ate hai,
    aap kya jane kitne aap yad ate hai,
    aaj bhi us mod pe khade hain,
    jaha aapne kaha tha thahero hum abhi aate

    Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
    agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
    Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…
    Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
    kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
    wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
    kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
    Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
    hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
    Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
    hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
    Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
    Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
    Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
    Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
    Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
    Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
    Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
    aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
    Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
    Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
    insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
    isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
    Hotho se jo choo liya,
    Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
    Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
    Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’hai…
    Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
    Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
    Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
    AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
    WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!*

    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
    Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
    Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
    —————————————
    Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
    Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
    Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
    Santa Singh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
    —————————————
    Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
    ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
    na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
    tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
    —————————————
    Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
    tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
    Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
    Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
    —————————————

    Hello Friendsssssssssssssssssssssss how s everybody
    1. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
    kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …
    ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?????????????
    hahaha………….
    2.Jab tota ……
    Jab tota huwa dirty
    tote se boli mena
    jab tota huwa dirty
    tote se boli mena
    why u worry?????
    surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Rakesh Dadhich

    Hi friends,
    a shayri to tease a stranger beside u,
    harri thi, manbhari thi, baju me baiti thi
    ji chahata ki gale se lagalu, lekin public jo khadi thi…

    Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
    Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
    Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
    Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai
    PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
    DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
    CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
    TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
    Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
    Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
    upar likha hai most wanted
    neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai
    usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
    humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
    hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
    issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi
    APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
    PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
    KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
    JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE
    Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
    Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
    Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.
    Internet par ladki pataayi
    Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
    Internet par divorce ho gaya
    Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya
    PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
    TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
    Tum WO MAJNOO HAI
    JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI
    Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
    Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
    Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
    Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
    Na ishq karna mere yaar
    ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
    na karna in par aitbar
    ye kharch bahut karwati hai
    recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
    or number mera lagati hai
    Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
    Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
    Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
    Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
    Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
    Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
    Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
    Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..
    Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
    Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
    pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
    Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
    Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!
    Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
    Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
    Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
    To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.
    DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
    AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
    YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
    BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE
    Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
    ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
    pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
    tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..
    Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
    par yaad tumhari aati hai,
    Jab saans wahan par
    leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai
    DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
    AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
    YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
    BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE
    Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
    Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
    Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
    Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.
    Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,
    Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,
    Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,
    Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

    Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se
    Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
    Nikalna ho gaya sabka band chatting se
    Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se
    Pehle karte hum dost baatein cafe mein
    Peetay the coffee waghera cafe mein
    Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se
    Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se
    Khoob hoti thi masti cafe mein
    Khailte they mazaak kia karte they
    Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
    Bekaar ho gaya hai telephone chatting se
    Ho jaati hai ab voice chat chatting se
    Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
    Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se
    Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se
    Karta nahin koi angrez baatein
    humse chatting se
    Kehtay hain key aati hai English chatting se
    Ashiqe kehta hai ho gayi hai English
    kharab chatting se Hoti thi
    bari dhoom dhaam se shadi Nikah ho raha hain
    ab chatting se
    Ab to aisa lagta hai key janab
    Mohabbat ho gayee hai chatting se !
    Your Ashiqe Dewana